When websites selling offshore banking start looking as if they've been designed by glue-sniffing, preteen hax0rs, it seems likely that the market for these services has finally been commoditized.

Offshore Consultants (Zurich) GmbH offers a relatively cheap way to shirk responsibility as a taxpayer by establishing an offshore account:

We have found over the years that the majority of clients know that they have a sound business plan but the actual implementation of the whole concept in a tax efficient manner is enough to drive them to distraction! Whist we have lots of ways to enable clients to minimise their taxes we believe that this card and company package is a good starting point for anyone looking to set up offshore.

For $999 US (and $500 US per year), you receive:

1) The Debit Card which enables you to access your funds.

2) The Account which enables clients to make payments to you.

3) The Free optional Credit Card facilility which enables you to receive credit card payments.

4) The Offshore Trading Company which totally protects your anonymity.

Caveat emptor. You have to love a company that has its PGP key on its front page.

(Thanks 2 JP for da tip!)