Merry Saddles

Posted by Mike
Mon, 02/27/2006 - 09:27
Note: Some links in this story NSFW.

Merry Saddles is an "erotic cycling supplier", creating bicycles, unicycles, stationary bikes, and tricked out seats so you can have hot times when you pedal around. Their cycles are fancy ones: decked out with tasseled or feathered seats and pedals and, distinguishing them from other BikeArt... sexy toyz attached to the seats!!!



After stumbling upon these guys I wanted to find out some things about them. To my surprise, Googling "Merry Saddles" didn't bring much results. I ran into the link off Bikesexual.org, which has an eclectic assortment of bike smut, ranging from May Ray's Velocipedienne, to artfully manipulated animated GIFs, to pictures of experimentation with human-powered sex machines (both design and action :o ).

Throughout the world, cars are glamourized and sexualized through commercials and their role in society as a dating tool. The biking community is responding to this, showing us that bikes can be hotter than the high priced crates of doom society is addicted to.

"The car embodies phallic power. Men who need that varoom as a prop for weak sexual egos aren't going to give it up, no matter how much you tax it. And they'll react as if you're trying to castrate them".
- "Ecotopia Emerging", Ernest Callenbach

Bike around!

Comments

Omnipotent Poobah (not verified) - Mon, 02/27/2006 - 16:43
Maybe the solution to the car issue is to start putting didoes in the econobox hybird models and making all the gass pump nozzles into them too. Just an idea.
Mike (not verified) - Mon, 02/27/2006 - 19:17
Hehe... yeah, hybrid and smart cars got to get sexed up some. They kind of have a granola-geek association thus far. :}
diraac (not verified) - Thu, 03/15/2007 - 17:08
bosaaso

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